Keith and Lisa. Benson.Griffin.Leo.Mack

Keith and Lisa.  Benson.Griffin.Leo.Mack

March 29, 2010

Helping out . . .

I have recently decided I don't want to change diapers any more. I have had enough. I have been changing diapers since August 10, 2006 without a break. From January 13, 2008-June of 2009, I changed two sets of diapers. I am very grateful that Benson no longer requires my diaper changing services. I wish so badly I was brave enough to potty train Mr. Griff, but since he still speaks Chinese and has a nervous breakdown when I place him anywhere near the toilet, I guess I will have to wait. In the meantime, I decided to pass on my diaper-changing expertise on to Mr. Benson. He now holds the title, Diaper-Changer!













Ok, so he doesn't actually change all of his little brother's diapers, but he loves to be involved with the process. He always gets me a diaper and wipes (generally the entire box of diapers) and happily pulls wipes out for me and comments on how stinky and disgusting Griffin is. And, he does a pretty good job with the wet diapers in the morning. What a stud. I have been thinking that I would get motivated and make him a chore chart so he can earn money and buy a new bicycle. I am now thinking, if he will just change all the diapers, I will get him whatever he wants. . . but who am I kidding? He gets whatever he wants right now. I am a sucker for that kid.
Now, let's be really honest. I actually don't mind changing diapers all that much. In fact, I am sure I will bawl the day I don't get to spend an extra $100 million dollars at the store on diaper-changing products. I love having babies, but I think I may love having big kids who can help with the babies even more. :)
P.S. I have a pretty hilarious video of Benson performing his diapering skills, but it involves a little too much nudity and I can't get Griffin to sign a consent form.

4 comments:

Jake said...

haha that is pretty funny. I especially like the nudity consent form you are trying to get Griffy to sign for the video. You crack me up. I feel your pain about changing diapers. I changed them for quite some time and did the 2 diaper changing for what felt like forever. It's pretty sweet not to have to do it anymore!

Sunny said...

this post is hilarious. enough said.

Christy said...

haha!! What a hilarious post! Yeah, I was tired of the two diaper changing too yet luckily Avery wasn't scared of the toilet too bad. Maybe you could make the toilet cool somehow...like rub on stickers of cars or whatever he likes all over the back lid or toilet seat. ??

Merced said...

Can I borrow your son for a couple months, I could use some help around here.